Today, I needed to go to the school office, which meant I had to sign out on the hall pass sheet. I, of course, put down "Student: Buzz Lightyear" and "Destination: Infinity and Beyond". My teacher smiled, signed it, and pointed about three spaces above me, where "Destination: Narnia" was written. I love my math class
Today, my sisters were talking about how everyone they know (including themselves) was getting pregnant. One said "There must be something in the air," As my dad was passing by, he just stopped and said "Yeah. Your legs." and went back to what he was doing
Today, I discovered there are emergency fire sprinklers in the shower in my residence hall bathroom. I feel so relieved knowing that if my shower catches on fire, there will be water to put it out.
Today, I was in my room studying when I heard a quiet knock on my door. My dad quickly tiptoed in, put a finger to his lips at me and hid in my closet. A minute later, my cat came in, looked around the room for a few minutes and left. Shortly after, my dad emerged from the closet, thanked me and tiptoed back out. I'm still not sure if it was just a game of hide and seek or something much more serious.
Today I knocked over my fridge. My mom asked about the crash she heard, I told her it was our cat. Not only did my mom believe that our cat knocked over the fridge, we don't have a cat.
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me he had something very important to ask me that would change our lives forever. He said he had been meaning to ask me for awhile but after losing his job he couldnt afford it. He then got down on his knees and begged me for a puppy. I immediately agreed
Today, I was in class when my phone rang. My ring tune is "Hakuna Matata" and feeling embarrassed, I went to turn it off. Just when I was about to end the call my teacher yells, "NO DONT!" and starts singing along. Half the class joined in. We then proceeded to have a 30 minute discussion about the Lion King. I suddenly no longer hate science.
Today, while in history class, my teacher asked the class if anyone knew how to knit or sew. The only person to raise their hand was the captain of the mens lacrosse team
Today, I was working on my English Essay that is due in 2 days. Feeling lazy, bored, and not wanting to work on the Essay, I decided to go on Mystery Google. I typed up "Mwahahaha" and got "You are stalling from your homework". I'm onto you Mystery Google, I'm on to you..
During our first lab in my Honors Chem class, my teacher asked me to flip a switch to turn on the fans. There was only one there, but as I flipped it he looked terrified and shouted, "No!! Not that one!!" I turned it off and jumped backwards, scared I just blew up the school, and the entire class turned to stare at me. After a second he added, "No I'm totally kidding. That's right," and continued doing his work normally. Hello, favorite teacher.
Today, in class, my teacher was taking attendance when he threw me one of my tops, telling me that I forgot it the night before. The entire class was speechless. Little did they know, the teacher is my half brother and last night was the end of my weekend at Mom's
Today, I received an research paper back from my history teacher. She had just told us a story about a teacher who only grades the first page of a student's work and neglects to read the rest, and then made comments about how awful that was. Curious, I turned in my paper with a beautifully written first page with good structure, a well developed thesis, and advanced grammar. However, the rest of the five pages was text copied directly from Alice In Wonderland. I got an A.
Last night, I was brushing my teeth before bed. That's when I noticed that I always stare at my myself in the mirror while brushing. I thought it was silly and decided to stop looking in the mirror and just stare at the sink. That's when I completely missed my mouth and stuck my toothbrush up my nose. Now I know why the mirror is there.
Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing "santa clause is coming to town" but with some of the words changed. I didn't realise what she was singing until I heard "he sees you when you're sleeping. you knows when you're awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped." you have restored my faith in today's youth, little girl
ok class is over, hope you laughed.
Today, my sisters were talking about how everyone they know (including themselves) was getting pregnant. One said "There must be something in the air," As my dad was passing by, he just stopped and said "Yeah. Your legs." and went back to what he was doing
Today, I discovered there are emergency fire sprinklers in the shower in my residence hall bathroom. I feel so relieved knowing that if my shower catches on fire, there will be water to put it out.
Today, I was in my room studying when I heard a quiet knock on my door. My dad quickly tiptoed in, put a finger to his lips at me and hid in my closet. A minute later, my cat came in, looked around the room for a few minutes and left. Shortly after, my dad emerged from the closet, thanked me and tiptoed back out. I'm still not sure if it was just a game of hide and seek or something much more serious.
Today I knocked over my fridge. My mom asked about the crash she heard, I told her it was our cat. Not only did my mom believe that our cat knocked over the fridge, we don't have a cat.
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me he had something very important to ask me that would change our lives forever. He said he had been meaning to ask me for awhile but after losing his job he couldnt afford it. He then got down on his knees and begged me for a puppy. I immediately agreed
Today, I was in class when my phone rang. My ring tune is "Hakuna Matata" and feeling embarrassed, I went to turn it off. Just when I was about to end the call my teacher yells, "NO DONT!" and starts singing along. Half the class joined in. We then proceeded to have a 30 minute discussion about the Lion King. I suddenly no longer hate science.
Today, while in history class, my teacher asked the class if anyone knew how to knit or sew. The only person to raise their hand was the captain of the mens lacrosse team
Today, I was working on my English Essay that is due in 2 days. Feeling lazy, bored, and not wanting to work on the Essay, I decided to go on Mystery Google. I typed up "Mwahahaha" and got "You are stalling from your homework". I'm onto you Mystery Google, I'm on to you..
During our first lab in my Honors Chem class, my teacher asked me to flip a switch to turn on the fans. There was only one there, but as I flipped it he looked terrified and shouted, "No!! Not that one!!" I turned it off and jumped backwards, scared I just blew up the school, and the entire class turned to stare at me. After a second he added, "No I'm totally kidding. That's right," and continued doing his work normally. Hello, favorite teacher.
Today, in class, my teacher was taking attendance when he threw me one of my tops, telling me that I forgot it the night before. The entire class was speechless. Little did they know, the teacher is my half brother and last night was the end of my weekend at Mom's
Today, I received an research paper back from my history teacher. She had just told us a story about a teacher who only grades the first page of a student's work and neglects to read the rest, and then made comments about how awful that was. Curious, I turned in my paper with a beautifully written first page with good structure, a well developed thesis, and advanced grammar. However, the rest of the five pages was text copied directly from Alice In Wonderland. I got an A.
Last night, I was brushing my teeth before bed. That's when I noticed that I always stare at my myself in the mirror while brushing. I thought it was silly and decided to stop looking in the mirror and just stare at the sink. That's when I completely missed my mouth and stuck my toothbrush up my nose. Now I know why the mirror is there.
Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing "santa clause is coming to town" but with some of the words changed. I didn't realise what she was singing until I heard "he sees you when you're sleeping. you knows when you're awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped." you have restored my faith in today's youth, little girl
ok class is over, hope you laughed.
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